Random Facts/List

Shit Runners Say:

I need water
I’m carbing up
don't you hate people with strollers
It’s too cold to run
Its too hot to run
If you’re not sweaty, you didn't push it
I hate hills
I love carbs
where are my shorts?
Are these pants clean? (Sniffs pants)
Which running shoes did I wear yesterday?
Socks?
Aww, my nipples hurt! So tender and sore!
I NEED Neosporin!
My butt is sore
my calves; they are killing me
why can't there be any skinny jeans for my big calves?
Water belts look so dorky. (Later buys awater belt) Yeah, but I needed it. Don't judge.
*When someone passes you* show off! I bet he isn't even going fat.
Who runs in Nike? Lame!
MOVE people! Can’t you see I’m coming!
I really need to pee.
Get your own sidewalk
I only did an easy 10 miles today.
Pssssh, a 5K is nothing; I can do that in my sleep. Aw man, I'm drench today. Sweat is soo gross.

My knee. I hope I didn't ruin the good one.
My IT band is stretched out.
Man, I need an ice pack.
Where are my compression shorts?
Treadmills are for losers. Not a real run.
I hear coconut water is good for recovery.
When eating a lot:

Hey, I did good today
I’m carbing up.
I have endurance tomorrow
leave me alone, I’m hungry
 I’ll just run it off later
You just jealous cause you can't have any

Can you walk on my back
I hate hills
Hill runs are the worst, going down is actually harder
DANG! Beast mode!